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Joke of the Day

"How do programmers get a sixpack? int[][] abs = new int[2][3]"

"If lemonade is made from lemons, what's a colonnade made from?"

"What do you call a basement full of liberals? A whine cellar."

"Girls think I'm ugly, until they find out how much money I make... ...then they think I'm ugly and poor."

"*through a mouthful of Nutella* Oh, yeah, healfy eafing is sufer imfortant to me."

"If I ever describe anything you tell me as ""crazy,"" it's really not, I just want out of your conversation prison."

"A guy went to the doctor for his annual physical... Doctor says to him ""you need to stop masturbating."" Man says, ""but why doc!?"" Doctor says, ""Because I'm trying to give you an examination."""

"I'm as conflicted as a strip club addict with a glitter allergy."

"*cashier stares at obviously fake ID* you sure you're 3? *dog panics and runs out of the store barking*"

"So a pirate walks into a bar, he has a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender goes: ""What are you doing with that thing?"" The pirate responds: ""Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."""