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Joke of the Day

"If I ever describe anything you tell me as ""crazy,"" it's really not, I just want out of your conversation prison."

"What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."

"If Linkin Park was to describe photons: ""[...] But in the end, it isn't even matter."""

"Time flies when a falcon steals your wristwatch."

"Yo mama so fat She couldn't fit in this joke."

"How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden"

"A boy asks his father The difference between up and down. His Father says 'You don't have up syndrome'."

"Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night."

"Damn girl, are you my accounting class? Because you really need more curves."

"Which one of you eggs is my employer?"