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Joke of the Day

"Maybe it's just the mushrooms talking, but I should probably write down everything they say."

"What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans? The scaffolding"

"I dont have a ""college fund"" bc my youngest will most likely get a scholarship and my oldest thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls"

"My friend recently tried to get appointed chancellor of Germany but failed. I told him he was literally worse than Hitler."

"What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet."

"[Dark] What is a Muslims favourite phone? Galaxy Note 7 (Exploding Variant) Just kidding it's an iPhone, you racist fuck. This joke has probably already been said before, so please up-vote."

"What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K? Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ..."

"Jokes about the handicapped aren't funny No one knows what it's like to not walk a mile in their shoes."

"A woman asked me for a German method of coal extraction... And mein shaft she got"

"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dicktator!"