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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about all the Hamburgers that showed up at the Hot Dogs' prom? They were in abundance."

"Cop: Freeze! Suspect: Try and catch me! *dives into Olive Garden's bottomless pasta bowl* Rookie: We gotta go after him! Cop: No. He's gone."

"A blind man walks into a bar... ... Then in a table, then in a chair..."

"I am the best juggler in the world. But I don't have the balls to show it to you."

"Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red? Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa."

"The company hates when I helicopter into work. It's always, ""zip up your pants and go see HR now!"""

"my chemistry always told me ""if you're not part of the solution..... then you're part of the precipitate"""

"Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team? Cause she ran away from the ball"

"I'm making a fortune promoting home security systems The pitch is easy. All I do is say ""Good morning"". At 3am whilst sitting on the end of their bed."

"Every time I drive past a hitchhiker I feel kinda bad thinking maybe they're just liking my status."