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Joke of the Day

"Is your wife single?"

"The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard."

"My friend was being attacked by a duck. I tried to warn him but it only made things worse."

"I can prove that every redditor can read other people's minds Other people's minds"

"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack"

"What do you call an ion that also raps? Fluoride, duh."

"How did the scottsman find the sheep in the tall grass? Very pleasurable."

"How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them? They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them."

"You put 2 fingers in... Maybe 3 if it's big enough... Oh yeah.... Now that's how you wash a mug."

"I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my mate ""That'll be us in ten years...."" He replied, ""That's a mirror, you dick-head""."