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Joke of the Day
"I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles."
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"Hilary's reaction to learning Bill has been cheating. ""I know."""
"*opens cartomn of eggs revealimg twelve rocks wher the eggs normaly go* guys shh ill get u past security this way, jus keep actimg like eggs"
"How do you know someone's an engineer? No worries they will tell you"
"Q: What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? A: They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead."
"Girls aren't friends with other girls. They are just future enemies."
"What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles? Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads."
"How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians? A big wave."
"Me: Santa, why are women so scary? Santa: dude come on, I make $8.50 an hour, get off me."
"Yo mama's so fat Her nose can't even run Came up with this myself and was quite proud"