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Joke of the Day

"Did you know David Guetta was French? In fact, I heard, in his hometown, he's also called David BaGuetta! HA^HA^HA^HA^Ha^ha"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender looks up and shouts, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" ""You have a drink called Steve?"""

"If a redhead works in a bakery... ...does that make him a gingerbread man?"

"You've heard of ""helicopter parents"" but I had a ""boomerang father"". He was meant to come back but he never did."

"What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt? Still Life."

"Some people have sex to make a baby but I prefer the old fashioned way of capturing a wild baby, and that's how I ended up in jail"

"I wouldn't last 5 minutes in prison what with my milky skin and Glee themed tattoos."

"Titties on a hook [NSFW] click bait"

"Knock, knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock .... Knock knock knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock Who's there? Knock in his prime."

"Brain: stop eating! Me: why B: you'll get fat M: so? B: there's only enough vodka to catch a buzz on an empty stomach! M: oh *stops eating*"