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Joke of the Day

"What did the Asian police dog say to the robber? Fleas!"

"Church is one of the few places you get on your knees BEFORE a guy gives you wine."

"What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted."

"I just had a baby! It was delicious."

"Why can't Jewish people view pornography?? Because watching people porkin' just ain't Kosher! Wakakakaka"

"Based on how he reacts, you'd think my dog's entire family was killed by pizza delivery guys."

"To back up his ""every action has an equal and opposite reaction"" theory, Newton should've released one simultaneously saying ""no it doesn't"""

"Since we have several people participating in the debate tonight... Would it be considered a mass debate?"

"Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? Because it was a pdf file."

"eer booze and fun!' 'Contrary to what people say you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes you get so calm you can't move."