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Joke of the Day

"If every time I didn't have something nice to say, I didn't say it at all, people would think I was a mute."

"FREEBIRD! (When you purchase a bird of equal or lesser value.)"

"How I Want To Die I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the four other passengers in his car."

"My Buddy Is So Mixed... He doesn't know who his step-dad is."

"I'll always remember the wise advice the bishop gave me You can take the boy out of church, But you can't take the priest out of the boy."

"Mexico replaced America as the world's fattest country because we sent them all home."

"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies ""My alcoholism is tearing my family apart"""

"A good joke for the engineers out there Free time"

"""Doctor doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!"" ""Next please."""

"A child will either brush their teeth for 3 seconds or for 15 minutes."