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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a politician in a house fire? Burning Sanders!"
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"Clowns terrorizing the streets. A real life billionaire villain running for president. We need Batman now more than ever"
"Cold turkey tastes so good. Why would anyone want to quit it?"
"Why dont witches wear underwear? So they can get a good grip on the broomstick"
"How my day went today 1. Woke up 2. Went to work 3. Saw hot girl 4. Kissed the girl Too bad it happened in the order 2,3,4,1."
"I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought Na."
"Ellen pao and reddit admins walk into a bar... Everyone was happy to see them and had a great time once they were there... Ill also accept ...and then the bar burned down..."
"My girlfriend's been at a baby shower for like 3 hours. That baby's gotta be so fucking clean by now. Girls are weird."
"PC Master Race"
"Want to hear a joke about testicles? Today's your lucky day, because I've got two!"