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Joke of the Day

"My Asian girlfriend says that a small dick is no problem, although I'd prefer if she didn't had one."

"*Filling out application* Sex: ""no thanks"" Well maybe I should write yes... I really need this job. You know what? Yeah sure I'll take sex."

"Make your day more fun by going up to a stranger and asking ""Hey, how have you been since the amnesia?"""

"A man walks into a bar and orders a Manhattan. The drink comes and he sees a piece of parsley floating in the glass. ""What in the world is this?"" The bartender says, ""Central Park."""

"What's the difference between David Bowie and porn? Porn sometimes features good music. R.I.P"

"This table is a bit wobbly, one of the legs appears to be shorter, Luckily I have just been given a copy of the new album by Nickleback"

"I disagree with the comments around here about feminists being fat, ugly, disgusting, whiny bitches... Some of them are just ugly."

"Some people don't like vegetable puns... but I don't carrot all about their opinions."

"2 nuns are riding their bikes to church As they're riding, one nun says to the other ""I've never come this way before"". The other nun turns to her and says ""It's the cobblestone""."

"What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ? A major difference."