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Joke of the Day

"I love hillary Clinton so much. It makes me weak at the knees."

"Going to Paris is like inverted anal sex. Wives are always trying to pressure their husbands into doing it."

"If you happen to be a dirt road, expect someone wearing a cowboy hat to write a song about you today."

"I opened what I thought was a can of whoop-ass, but it turned out to be Whoomp! And there it is, all over my floor."

"Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it."

"An eskimo was showing another eskimo pictures of his house... ... The other eskimo said ""That's an ice picture!""."

"The best joke of all time. Women's rights."

"Whenever you floss, you should be allowed to go to your dentist's house and collect an allowance."

"Where do cows go for fun? To the moo-vies!"

"A list of Hilary Clinton jokes. [deleted]"