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Joke of the Day

"I love hillary Clinton so much. It makes me weak at the knees."

"Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable."

"I gave my wife one last chance to suck my dick... She blew it."

"Did you hear about the time that /u/poem_for_your_sprog and /u/ShittyJokeExplainBot got into trouble? It was a shticky situation. I'll show myself out."

"What's the dating scene like at MIT? Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe."

"I thought Los Angeles seemed unusually hot, but turned out the devil is Canadian. ""Welcome to Hell, aye."""

"What's the difference between a stadium full of Dallas Cowboys fans, and 90,000 buckets of shit? 90,000 buckets."

"I think Google's a woman... Because it won't let you finish a sentence without coming up with other suggestions."

"mike hawk is huge !!!"

"My cheating Ex-girlfriend just got fired for drinking on the job. She worked at the sperm bank."