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Joke of the Day
"StubHub should really be a place where single amputees meet."
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"The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"" said Jose, age 6."
"When I broke my back the doctor said I had to start sitting down to pee... Because I'm not allowed to lift anything over 25 pounds."
"Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo. After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there."
"Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours"
"Speaking from one deaf man to another, ......... ""what?"""
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in ternary"
"Q. Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers? A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams"