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Joke of the Day

"Wintertime It's winter again. That time of year when the poor are making tough choices between food, heating, or getting that massive new tattoo."

"What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison? Congee-gal visit"

"Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything? Because it's a Mandarin word"

"growing up my sister was a cutter... thankfully, she got help and no longer cut herself; she would just ask me to do it..."

"I don't know. ""Hairy ass"" makes me sound kinda edgy but ""fuzzy bum"" is more family friendly. It's a tough call. Resumes are tricky."

"What do you call a body with no nose? Nobody knows!"

"Nothing cuts deeper than an insult with bad grammar and a spelling mistake."

"eer booze and fun!' '""Didja hear the news?"" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. ""Harrigan drank so much his wife left him!"" ""Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"""

"My upstairs neighbor recently made a groundbreaking discovery... He can't fly"

"Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Daisies are brown, I'm a terrible gardener."