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Joke of the Day

"I vote Gabe Newell for president. There will never be a World War 3."

"I still can't believe it when someone in the bathroom stall next to me is talking on the phone I mean, who TALKS on the phone"

"A Jew, a Mexican and a colored guy... ...walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the fuck outta here""."

"Whats the Difference between Acne and A priest? Whats the Difference between acne and a priest? Acne wont come on your face unil youre 13."

"Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !"

"What do you call a symphony of whales? An orcastra"

"What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !"

"Before you reply angrily at a tweet, just ask yourself if you'd yell at a retarded kid for screaming irrelevant shit into a megaphone."

"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated"

"What do you call a horse who likes crackers? Seatriscuit"