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Joke of the Day

"Whats the Difference between Acne and A priest? Whats the Difference between acne and a priest? Acne wont come on your face unil youre 13."

"How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer"

"What's another word for knowing that you're right? Woman"

"My mate borrowed 20 grand for plastic surgery. Now I don't know what he looks like."

"When life gives you lemons... ...you won't get scurvy."

"Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary rose"

"[Walmart customer service] ME: i want to talk to the manager. MANAGER: hi sir is there a problem? ME: no, i just want to talk."

"What was the name of the most famous stripper in Ancient Greece? Socra-tease"

"They should make engagement ring boxes that whisper ""Dont do it"" when you open them."

"How do you find the blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."