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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a presidential candidate is lying? Their lips are moving."
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"As a man, it's impossible to walk passed a punching bag and not hit it twice before walking away."
"Inventor of raisins: ""What do you like about grapes"" me: the juice part, the freshness Inventor: right but what if they had neither"
"There's safety in numbers. Unless there's 6,000,000 of you. And you're all Jews."
"What do you call it when Daniel Craig has kinky sex? Bondage!"
"Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one"
"So Helen Keller walks into a bar . . . . . . then she walks into a table, she knocks over a lamp, barks her shins on the ottoman, spills a drink . . . it's fine I'll show myself out."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again asking more questions !"
"What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement? Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part"
"A man with authority walks into a bar... Orders everyone a round"