198415

Joke of the Day

"What do you call Indian flowers? Patels [source](http://i.imgur.com/LXADoFR.jpg)"

"Chatting of Computers What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101"

"Did you hear about the crowd of Catholic priests at baby Gap? The sign in the window advertised ""Little Boys Pants Half Off!"""

"What do you call a stack of cats. A Meowuntian"

"Thinking of getting a cat? Ease into it by sprinkling hair in your food for a couple of weeks."

"officer it's my son's car ""just make it stop sir"" I don't know how ""can you call him"" I'll try *tries to dial while car bounces up and down*"

"What's the hardest part about roller skating?... Telling your dad you're gay."

"i'm a functioning alcoholic which means i like alcohol roughly as much as i like functioning."

"I like my women as i like my whiskey... 10 years old and locked in a basement"

"Did you know Helen Keller had a very pretty dollhouse? Neither did she."