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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Indian flowers? Patels [source](http://i.imgur.com/LXADoFR.jpg)"

"My dog's favorite movie is 50 Shades of Grey... because the sex is rrruff."

"If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, ""Did you mean Chuck Norris?"" It simply replies, ""Run while you still have the chance."""

"What do you call a child that's good at digging? A minor"

"You could completely eliminate the semicolon key and 90% of America wouldn't notice... until they needed to wink at somebody."

"I just invented a new joke. I just invented a new word. Plagiarism."

"DMX is in jail Because X didn't give it to them."

"If the wrong women weren't so tempting, then I'd probably be married to the right one by now. @MaleHonesty86"

"Free shipping? I walked into an airport with two bags: ""I want this one to go to Chicago, and this one to go to Paris."" ""Sir, you can't do that."" ""Why not? It happened the last time."""

"What would you call Macaulay Culkin if he was black? Homie alone"