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Joke of the Day
"Blind people think women's tennis is porn."
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"I'll miss 10:10 on 10-10-10 but I'm sure it will be amazing for people sitting by the clock watching it all happen."
"What's the difference between Americans and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture"
"Really Smooth. I lied told my dad that school was canceled. He said,"" lets go see a movie."" We got in the car and he dropped me off at school."
"A painting was arrested... It cried out ""I've been framed! Don't hang me!"""
"[At work] ""guys check this out"" [Tries to do the fake walking downstairs thing but gets it wrong & walks up into the air] ""Holy shit help"""
"I thought about buying used toilet paper But I hear it's pretty shitty"
"I used to work in mysterious ways. Now I just don't work."
"British corn maze scientist found out..."
"If someone brought me coffee right now I would follow them around like an imprinted baby bird forever."