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Joke of the Day
"I used to work in mysterious ways. Now I just don't work."
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"Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman."
"My Dad got a Chia Obama head a couple of years ago. The box said he would grow an afro, but nothing changed."
"My friend said Obama is the coolest president ever... ... Nah, Zachary Taylor was the illest."
"Why does a man name his penis? Because he doesn't want a total stranger making 90% of his decisions."
"What Happens if you eat Yeast and Shoe Polish ? Every morning you will RISE and SHINE."
"Democratic debate is in Flint, Michigan ""Would you like some water Secretary??"""" ""No, not at all!"""
"Did you know that New York has two capitals? N and Y."
"What is the difference between a epileptic corn husker and a prostitute with diarrhea? The epileptic corn husker shucks between fits."
"I hate being bipolar It's awesome"