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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie? An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you."

"What do a pedophiles hopes and bingo have in common? B7...B7..."

"What do they call the lottery in Africa? Celebrity adoption."

"What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"Mannequin challenge but me just standing in the kitchen, in the dark, holding the ice cream container as my wife walks by unaware."

"If I were to open a dollar store in the UK, I'd call it Pound Town."

"[On The Cross] Jesus:""Father, forgive them, fore they know no-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""

"Putting my grades up for adoption... Because I can't raise them."

"How do you call musicians who produce hit after hit? Hitlers"

"Walk into a random building, go to a random floor, step into a random meeting, and take a donut. Best donut you'll ever eat."