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Joke of the Day
"What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas? ...Cancer"
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"Ever wondered what your nose is for? It stops you eyes from sticking together."
"What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? They both love cracking open a cold one!"
"There's a lady at work named Lillian Llewellyn who carries a briefcase and I like to imagine it falling open and spilling a bunch of L's"
"Philosophical porn Person 1: Hey, why don't you watch philosophical porn? Person 2: Eh, it only appeals to a very Nietzsche fanbase."
"Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling? He had an antonym."
"I was gonna make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen, but NaH"
"Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's pointless..."
"What do Jews throw when they riot? Mozeltov Cocktails"
"I wish I hadn't bought so much Encyclopedia Britannica stock in 1999."