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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Greek philosopher who overdosed on drugs? He was a *myth*anphetamine user."
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"Do you know the one step to avoiding Clickbait? Obviously not"
"An app that makes your phone ring whenever someone asks ""so what's next for you"""
"Why don't chicken coops have four doors? They would be chicken sedans"
"There are three people in this world... Those who can count, and those you can not."
"Listen, when I say a movie was ""cute"" I do not mean it was GOOD. A girl saying a movie was cute is just code for ""My ovaries liked it."""
"When I bend down to feed the cat she leaps onto my back.When I try to stand back up it's the saddest tiny rodeo you've ever seen."
"What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? Someday my prints will come."
"What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)? Existence is futile."
"What do you call a Muslim pilot? An Airrab."