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Joke of the Day
"What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)? Existence is futile."
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"2 guys walk into a bar... The one who ducked was never a Pokemon fan."
"Q: Why was the belt thrown in jail? A: He held up a pair of pants."
"I didn't actually read the article but I did leave it open on my browser for 30 min, so I think I'm qualified to weigh in."
"If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear... Would Greece Help?"
"My wife said that if anything ever happened to her, she'd want me to meet someone new. Apparently, getting stuck in traffic doesn't count as ""anything""."
"A girl once told me she was getting drunk off of my love.... ... I told her that's just the date rape drug kicking in."
"What is a Canadian's favourite letter? Eh?"
"What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? A lawyer."
"Apparently Hooters is a great place to meet single dads on a Sunday."