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Joke of the Day
"What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels..."
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"I have a hardcore yeast affection. I love breads and doughs."
"tifu by posting to the wrong subreddit..."
"What do you call the ultimate fish doctor? The Sturgeon General"
"Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette... ... The sixth one loves it to death."
"I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous."
"My mother picked up an Oreo but dropped it... My father looks and her and says, ""too bad you have butter fingers when you want an Oreo."""
"Quick Jokes http://thoughtcatalog.com/christopher-hudspeth/2013/09/50-terrible-quick-jokes-thatll-get-you-a-laugh-on-demand/"
"I hate when my tattoo guy asks if he can take pics for his website and then I wake up the next day realising I don't have any tattoos."
"I just found out they have Canadian Jeopardy It's almost the same, only your answers must be in the form of an apology."