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Joke of the Day

"Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!"

"I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I'm certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake."

"What do you call a group of trees? A communitree"

"Knock! Knock!"

"Why did the amoeba flunk the math test? Because it multiplied by dividing."

"Did you hear about the guy who killed people on the train in Germany? Seems like he wanted to be an axe-man."

"What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates? There is no sound... The P is silent."

"A black man and a Pakistani fell from a cliff. Which landed first? The black man because the Pakistani was a shade lighter."

"What did one DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?"

"Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear."