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Joke of the Day
"Why do writers always feel cold? Because they are surrounded by drafts!"
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"I donate money to single mothers going to nursing school... One dollar at a time."
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"My girlfriend HATES it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend ( ._.)"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Finely ground and sealed in an air-tight container"
"Hot shingles in your area are looking to give your dermatomes a painfully good time!"
"Don't hate every single one of your friends yet? Get Facebook."