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Joke of the Day
"Don't hate every single one of your friends yet? Get Facebook."
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"Pickup Line! on a scale of 1 to 10, you are a 9 and I'm the 1 you need."
"let us all return to a simpler time, such as when i believed astroturf was farmed in space and brought to earth"
"What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed? He re-posts it."
"What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on? Vacation."
"What did the clone troopers say after they killed Aayla Secura? Bye Felucia"
"Obama ran around the whitehouse with Biden. Their total time was 9:48. When they had finished Biden said ""Hey Barack, did we beat the record?"" Out of breath Obama said ""No, Bush did 9:11"""
"My stages of awkward: Sober me: I don't know what to do with my hands Drunk me: I don't know what to do with my face High me: What face?"
"I met this really hot Geologist today. She had quite a Gneiss ass."
"How does Lord Voldemort like his pussy? (whisper) HHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY"