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Joke of the Day

"How do you hold your liqour? I hold mine by the ears."

"Why did the black man cross the road? Because he saw the chicken cross the road and wanted to deep fry it."

"Why are Astronauts seen as condescending? Because all they do is look down at people."

"What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe? You can leave Reddit."

"What do you call a trip to Spain gone horribly wrong? A Spain in the ass."

"Girls are magic... They get wet without water, can bleed without injuries and get boneless things hard!"

"why are all jewish men circumcised? because jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 10% off."

"The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all."

"Food bank Im that poor i cant even get help from the food bank, they said I'm 2 tins of Tomatoes and a banana overdrawn."

"Food has replaced sex in my life. I can't even get into my own pants."