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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boring banana? unaPEELING"
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"Me: ""I can't find your phone."" Her: ""Call it."" Me: ""Here, phone!"" Her: ""I hate you."""
"Did you guys hear about Freddie Mercury's bedroom furniture store? Nothing Really Mattress. They only sell queen size."
"I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.. Then it hit me."
"How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies."
"Got EM DEEZ NUTZ"
"What do you throw on stage at a mouse strip club? Kraft Singles."
"Did you hear Lorraina Babbitt died in LA? She was on the highway and some dick cut her off."
"2-year-old: Dad? Me: What? 2: Are chickens real? Me: 2: Me: No one knows."
"What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!"