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Joke of the Day

"Stephen Hawking can actually be pretty funny sometimes... But I don't think he's got what it takes to do stand-up."

"Hey, remember when Dick Cheney told Sen. Leahy to go fuck himself? Yea, just wanted to refresh your mind."

"I'm no computer expert, but spreadsheets are really where I Excel"

"The news about Charlie Sheen having HIV is the only positive thing I have been reading in my Facebook timeline all week. No pun intended."

"Why are the Dutch such great bakers? They know their way around an oven..."

"What's the hardest thing about scout camp? No, not your scout master's dick, but choosing what to wear in his tent."

"What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal? Synonym Toast Crunch"

"People think having crabs is a bad thing. Still, at least something's sucking my cock."

"""Last Airbender"" got a 6% on 'Rotten Tomatoes.' Do you know how bad a film has to be to get below 15%? ""2 Girls 1 Cup"" got an 18%."

"I don't understand why so many people in the south have bad teeth when they try their best to keep everything else straight and white."