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Joke of the Day

"Alien vs Predator upheld by Supreme Court. ""this movie rules"" said Justice Scalia writing for the court."

"Why are black people tall? Because they knee grows.."

"how many Amish How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb?"

"What do geeks and nerds love but cant have? 80085"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"[in Starbucks] ""It's Ian with one i"". ""We only need your first name Mr Wivwanaye""."

"A mod goes into a therapy for dyslexic people.. [deelted]"

"You can never be too OCD You can only be *just right*."

"Russian shit Parent calls up to child: Quit stalling in the bathroom! Child calls back: I'm not Stalin, I'm Putin!"

"Why do we never run out of math teachers? Because they are always multiplying."