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Joke of the Day

"Def Leppard are a bunch of liars. I poured some sugar on a girl one time and it was a complete mess, she was not happy at all."

"My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they're more brave than I am."

"An Irish man left the bar"

"My kid is almost old enough for social media so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and their/there/they're."

"If your Uncle Jack was stuck on a roof Would you help your Uncle Jack off?"

"What is worse than bad grammar? pour grammar"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !"

"You really have to respect the male pornstars They're always working hard"

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, two in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray."

"Reddit's post limit reminds me of the Cleveland Show 1 joke every 10 minutes."