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Joke of the Day
"What music do they play in a mexican bathroom? Earth wind and fire"
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"Comedian In A Fight!! What does a comedian use in a fight? A Punch Line"
"Knock Knock, Who's there Jesus, Jesus who, You haven't heard the good word of the Lord, I have some wonderful pamphlets to show you to the ways of God"
"What is a gay guy's favorite kind of yogurt? The kind with the fruit on the bottom."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It ends sooner for fat people."
"What do you call it when you wake up with a boner and wait till you go limp to urinate? Atro-Pee"
"What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !"
"What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? A pimp"
"Elephants and a Guy Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: ""I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"
"Noel, Noel. Noel, Noel. Born is the king of isrea."