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Joke of the Day
"What music do they play in a mexican bathroom? Earth wind and fire"
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"Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous."
"I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my life creating wacky sci-fi inventions... The time machine alone set me back 15 years."
"I couldnt go back to work, especially after what my shitty boss said to me. Damn, what did he say? You are fired"
"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... It was tense."
"Stay away from a place called, ""Farm Fresh Restaurant"". I ordered the chicken soup. A rooster walked up and teabagged his ball$ in a hot bowl of water at my table."
"Christmas is over, all of the guests have gone home. NO PANTS."
"What does a woman's asshole do while having an orgasm? He's usually at home with the kids."
"""Oh is it by the Starbucks?"" Um... everything's by a Starbucks"
"In the South, everyone is treated like family I guess that explains the rape"