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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard that HPV had spread to birds? It has caused multiple cases of aviary cancer."
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"The NSA has been tracking phone records for Verizon customers. They skipped AT&T because those people can't complete calls."
"What do they call Independence Day in France? A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy [Bastille Day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastille_Day)!)"
"France FINALLY won a war! Too bad it was against Lance Armstrong."
"What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican? It's four-twenty Juan!"
"Most of my parenting skills come from watching Animal Planet."
"*sees commercial* ""Talk to your kids about drugs before its too late"" ""Kiddo. Kitchen. Now"" - Yeah? ""This is oregano. Don't get ripped off"""
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday gift idea"
"The only thing that bakes at room temperature. Stoners."
"I was going to start my diet today, but as it turns out pizza still exists, so..."