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Joke of the Day
"You have the body of a god... ...too bad its a Buddha"
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"What is the derivative of 151? Poke(dx)"
"[marriage counseling] She thinks I'm stupid ""He covers himself in baby powder before we have sex"" HOW ELSE DO YOU MAKE A BABY, KAREN?"
"Made plans to exercise with a friend and now I have to go get in a car accident."
"What do you call a slut during the holidays? A Mistlehoe."
"When will forms stop asking me if I'm Mrs, Miss, or Ms and realise I'm an @?"
"Capitalisation It is the difference between ""I helped my uncle Jack off a horse,"" and ""I helped my uncle jack off a horse."""
"I recently joined a support group for people who peaked in high school. It's called Crossfit"
"What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water? ""It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."""
"Close the door. You're letting the wifi out."