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Joke of the Day

"The first rule of Running Late Club is get stuck behind a Prius."

"Why did the cat befriend the dog? Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!"

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump ? One's a dumb and the other is dumber"

"A termite walks into a bar and asks ""is the bartender here?"" Is the bar tender here?"

"The MTV Movie Awards are a great reminder of why kids should never be allowed to vote."

"I'm a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. Listen to this absolute classic: ""Abraham Lincoln was never president""!"

"Did you here Whitey Bulger was put in solitary confinement because he was caught masterbating in his cell? It was a sticky situation."

"What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock? You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet..."

"What do you get when you're outside too long on a cold night? (OC) Arcdick"

"We used to have a dog with no back legs and steel balls We called him Sparky."