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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil."
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"What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist? With a terrorist you can negotiate"
"Do you think the guy responsible for squirting water in NFL players' mouths has ""rehydration specialist"" listed on his LinkedIn profile?"
"What did the left eye say to the right eye? Just between you and me, something smells down there."
"I had a dream I was a muffler I woke up exhausted"
"Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !"
"Do you know how to plant tulips? Yes, then how about planting tu-lips on this"
"How did the mermaid prostitute make all her money? Blue whales"
"My dog Minton ate my shuttlecock Bad Minton"
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away."