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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil."
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"What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google? A Chromophobe."
"if a rabbit's foot brings good luck then, what happened to the rabbit?"
"A group of people were yelling at me in the movie theater. It got so loud I had to take my phone call outside."
"Where do cotton balls come from? Male cotton plants"
"""How would you describe yourself, Plain Bagel?"" ""Hmm. Well, it's hard to think of a term other than 'bullshit'."" ""I agree, Plain Bagel."""
"Mgmt: What makes you qualified for this job? Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired."
"I finally came clean with my girlfriend. When she came into the room, I said, ""I'm seeing another woman. ""She said, ""Oh, thanks. All I've changed is my hair."""
"Wife: ""Can you pick up milk?"" Me: *lifts gallon* ""Yeah, it's easy."" Wife: ""I mean from the store."" Me: ""I'd imagine it weighs the same there too"""
"There was a First Sergeant in the Army who didn't want to get a promotion.... ...Now he has a major problem."