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Joke of the Day

"I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was She Said If She Told Me It Would Defeat The Purpose."

"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. Also the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend."

"An electron tried getting into a Nucleus ""Sorry, you wrong sub""."

"My 1 yr old only says the words ""no,"" ""mine,"" and ""bye"" and I tried it out and it turns out that's actually all you need."

"Sex is like math These days I'm doing it all by hand"

"Hug a tree. Then rub your hands along it's trunk and tell it how knotty it is."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino \\()/ "

"What do a chick and KFC have in common? Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in."

"Mike Tyson's biggest problem was he never had a strong male role model growing up. Mike's dad walked out on the family very early on, after Mike raped him."

"You can make fun of the Amish all you want on the Internet They'll never see it!"