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Joke of the Day

"My coworkers sending dirty messages to other coworkers when I leave my computer unlocked is why I have trust issues. ... and dates."

"Yesterday I clicked on 10 Things You Didn't Know About Denny's and number one was ""It used to be called Danny's."" get OUT of here"

"What happens when you get your girlfriend pregnant? You shove a coathanger up her vagina."

"My iPhone keeps auto-correcting ""My iPhone keeps auto-correcting"" to "" You don't have a fucking iPhone, asshole""."

"What do you call a person with a Simpsons fetish? Homer-sexual"

"What did the male and female skeletons do to pass the time? (NSFW) They Boned!"

"Sorry I hung up on you, I didn't mean to answer the call."

"Remember when OJ Simpson was found innocent and all of us white people hit the street looting and damaging property?! Oh, that's right, we didn't..."

"What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave? Mind if I Slytherin?"

"Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet? No connection"