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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a moth is gay? Its balls are deep in the closet."
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"Step 1:Make pillows with""Love"" printed on them Step 2:Become a lawyer Step 3:Defend men who smother their GF with love Step 4:Become rich"
"My husband asked if I've heard of Justin Bieber. Then he hooked up the horse and plowed the back 40 because he's Amish, apparently."
"What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler."
"Did you hear about the horny squirrel? he was fucking nuts"
"At least the English rugby team doesn't have a flight home of shame..."
"What does Ivanka call her lower back tattoo? A Trump stamp."
"Man comes home early and catches his wife in bed with another man. husband says ""What the hell is going on here?"" Wife turns to the man and says ""Told you he was stupid."""
"What do you eat when you fly? Plane food or Plain food?"
"[traffic stop] COP: where ya headed? ME: on my way home COP: *shining flashlight in my backseat* ME: look at me when I'm speaking to you"