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Joke of the Day

"How do you eat a bald pussy? You remove her diaper first."

"The past, present, and future walks into a bar. It was tense."

"Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick."

"What does Hillary Clinton call a Trump supporting turtle warming itself in the sun? A basking deplorable"

"I used to have an imaginary girlfriend but she left me for my best friend. Apparently he had a bigger imagination."

"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? 3. 2 to die and 1 to never get over it. Heard while playing Arkham Knight"

"How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? There's whiteout on the screen."

"Did you hear about the new restaraunt on the moon? It's got great food, just no atmosphere.."

"If i were a pro wrestler my finisher would be struggling to put together an IKEA chair then smashing it on the other dude in frustration"

"After I clear my browser history I do a quick google search for things like ""feeding the hungry"" and ""How to thank a loving wife"""