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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !"

"After being shown around, the prison warden was asked for his opinion on the prisoners' new creative writing class. ...""It has its prose & cons"""

"I'll be celebrating my birthday the traditional way, by barging naked into a room full of strangers and crying."

"What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters."

"Looked at changing my name to Bieber so I could get RT'd. Realized I can't b/c I have a penis."

"Wife just instructed me on the best way to trim my beard. So now I'm explaining to her the proper way to change a tampon."

"Want to hear a dirty joke?[NSFW] How do you catch a girl...IN A BOOBIE TRAP!!!!!!"

"My relationship is complex because I am real but my S.O. is imaginary"

"*interrupts dinner ""IS THAT CLOCK REALLY YOUR GRANDFATHER!?"""

"A dad walks into a room seeing his daughter masterbating with a cucumber. He said: ""I was gonna eat that, now it taste like cucumber"""