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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !"

"I'm so sick of this new year's jokes I've been hearing them all year."

"[quickly jumps into the back of a cab] ME: How far will this get me? *i hand the driver 14 peanut m&ms with the chocolate sucked off*"

"10: Can we go to the adoption store and pick up a new baby? Me: Sweet girl, Mama has 4 kids. If we go right now it's probably to drop off."

"I understand the face situation but you don't have to be ugly on the inside too"

"This chick on Instagram posts so many pictures of her boyfriend I feel like I'm dating him."

"What Do You Call A Sleep Walking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic."

"Did you gu[FLASH AD]ys read that ar[ROLLOVER FLASH AD]ticle on Wi[FLASHING FLASH AD]red on how the iPad really need[MOVING FLASH AD]s Flash?"

"What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !"

"What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !"