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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's an educated hole in the wall? A: A wisecrack."

"It's so rude when someone's phone goes off in class. Some of us are trying to sleep."

"Why did Europe start the first World War? They did't like being sans-Ferdinand."

"Facebook: losing friends. Twitter: gaining friends Instagram: gaining weight"

"The bison was declared as USA's national mammal Hearing these news, the Republicans breathed a sigh of relief - at least it's not gayson"

"She left me 'cause of my obsession with double negatives. Guess she ain't never coming back."

"They'll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that's been open for more than 2 years."

"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens."

"And in conclusion, may I say that black robe is very slimming on you, Your Honor. And I've never seen a bigger gavel."

"If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I'd totally be expecting some change back."