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Joke of the Day
"Anyone want to hear a really Nepalling joke about an earthquake? Oh. Nvm..."
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"What do you call a gay Mexican couple that just won the lottery? Juan in Emiliano"
"Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith? Nobody wanted to draw his iron."
"Why did the sheep move house? The neighbours were baaastsrds."
"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction."
"A client just thanked me profusely for curing his erectile dysfunction. -shrugs- It wasn't hard."
"Why don't ghosts like rainy days? Because it dampens their souls!!!!"
"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? EVERYWHERE"
"Trains do a pretty good job of letting you know they're still 7 miles away."
"Robber: Give me all your money.Otherwise you are chemistry! ME: Don't you mean history? R: Don't change the subject! *Both start laughing"