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Joke of the Day
"Went bass fishing the other day Caught a subwoofer this big!"
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"If you don't pay your exorcist You get repossessed"
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Helllllooo from the other siiiiide. My daughter came home from school with that one."
"[wife gets home & sees shit on the rug] What's this? ""It was Rover he w.."" *dog makes throat slice gesture* ""It was me. I shit on the rug"""
"Wanna hear a clean joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."
"What do you call a Dadaist fabric? Man Rayon"
"What did Rouge say just before murdering Crimison? Hue hue hue"
"Due to the weather, I was able to use the words ""wet and slippery"" at work all day without anyone thinking I'm a big perv."
"looks vs personality Looks aren't everything, but you can't wank over personality."
"Time zones are amazing! Here in New Zealand it's tomorrow, in America it's yesterday and in North Korea it's 1980."