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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder."

"I just hope I love my child enough to stab a referee that made a bad call against him in a little league game."

"How do you tell jokes? Repost :("

"Sex Survey Says The Kinseys did a survey of sexual practices in a town. Half the town admitted they masturbated. The other half lied."

"How many pictures of the sky until we are satisfied as a people"

"Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree? Good hiders, aren't they?"

"I don't need a flashlight to find my way around in the dark. I have shins for that."

"Did you know there is a Virus that turns fruits into vegetables? It's called AIDS."

"Why is the ocean salty? Because the land doesn't wave back."

"Using a remote control is the closest most of us get to being wizards."