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Joke of the Day

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Helllllooo from the other siiiiide. My daughter came home from school with that one."

"Do you know why Station Masters are so good at their job?? They train them-self a lot."

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"Dear Abby, I want to run over my neighbor with my SUV. How can I do that without raising my insurance rates?"

"What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs."

"What do you call a snake's mother? A boa constructor."

"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."

"If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty."

"My Muslim coworker brought a CD version of the Quran to work today. He got really pissed off when I asked if I could burn a copy."

"There is probably a lot of ATM security camera footage of me rocking the fuck out."