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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the Japanese Senator with Erectile Dis-function that didn't get enough votes this year. He rost the erection."

"I use Google Earth to see which yards have milkshakes."

"What did one plate say to the other? ""Lunch is on me."""

"before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones. some still do"

"Whenever someone says ""let's get weird"" my first thought is ""I'm already there"""

"I saw a woman breastfeeding her baby in the park one night and so... ...I decided to walk up to her and say, ""Excuse me. Your baby invited me to dinner, Ma'am."""

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy"

"My love is like a candle... (Fixed) http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/32850407.jpg"

"Why shouldn't you make abortion jokes? It's always too soon."

"Funny how you can tell a child Santa is made up and they accept it immediately, but you tell an adult God is made up, and they throw a fit."