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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance."
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"Why does Bill Clinton prefer B.J.s? Because he hates Costco."
"My new girlfriend is a sandwich artist and she's really into roll play"
"Yo mama in a wheelchair and says ""You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."""
"Little Tommy took a drink But he will drink no more. For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4"
"Let's hear it for snow!.. The only time that four inches can keep a woman in bed all day."
"A Blonde Walks Into A Bar... she says ""OUCH""."
"when I heard the news about Nintendo's president... it made my eye-wata"
"Level of drunkenness: fed the ATM pizza."
"Why did the Korean restaurant have a lesbian appreciation day? Because they know they love to eat pussy!"